My dad is fucking crazy.
My dad’s excuse for everyone and everything is one of two things.
1. They are smoking dope.
2. The homosexuals.
EX: ”You want to watch Tropic Thunder? What, are you smoking dope?”
“Taxes have gone up. It’s those damn homosexuals.”
“Erica, what’s wrong with you? are you datin’ girls or smokin’ dope?”
God bless him.